To create the most delicious cat-themed meme coin on the blockchain!
Crispy, tender cat fillet served on a toasted bun with pickles and our signature Meow-sauce. Purrrfectly seasoned to make you paws for a moment and savor every bite!
Bite-sized morsels of 100% Grade A "Cat," breaded to purrfection. Choose from 6, 8, or 12 pieces, served with your choice of dipping sauces: Catnip Ranch, Feline Honey Mustard, or Spicy Tabby Sauce.
Three juicy strips of “tabby tenders,” fried to a golden crisp. Comes with “paw-tatoes” and a drink. Just one bite, and you’ll be feline fine!
Mini sandwiches featuring tiny bites of fur-tastic goodness, each topped with a dollop of our special Creamy Whisker Sauce. Comes in a trio because good things come in threes!
French fries shaped like adorable cat paws. Lightly salted and purrfect for dipping!
Creamy, cheesy comfort food made with cat-shaped pasta, topped with shredded sharp cheddar for that extra whisker-licking flavor.
Serving Purr-fect Meals, Fresh Daily
The secret is out! Don't steal and eat your neighbor's pets! The hottest new fast food chain in town is Cat-fila—serving up the freshest "cat meals" to satisfy even the most discerning taste buds. Inspired by wild urban legends, Cat-fila is the purrfect meme coin for those who like their humor on the edge and their cats on the grill.
At Cat-fila, we're all about rewarding our loyal holders as we climb to new heights. To celebrate key milestones, we're giving away millions of $CATFILA tokens! Here’s how it works:
When we hit a $100k Market Cap, one lucky holder will win 1 million $Catfila tokens! That’s just the start of the rewards as we continue our journey.
At $250k Market Cap, we’re giving away 2 million $Catfila tokens! As we grow, the rewards get even bigger!
When we hit $500k Market Cap, we’ll drop 4 million $Catfila tokens to one lucky holder! This is where the fun really starts ramping up!
Reaching a $1 million Market Cap is a massive milestone, and we’re celebrating by giving away 10 million $Catfila tokens! It’s time to aim for the moon!
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This website, Cat-fila, is purely for parody and entertainment purposes only. No real cats (or any other critters) were harmed, grilled, deep-fried, or turned into a sandwich. We love cats, and we're pretty sure your cat would rather snuggle than end up as a "Claw-fil-A Sandwich." 🐾
Cat-fila is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or in any way connected to Chick-fil-A, cats, chickens, or fast food. All the delicious-sounding meals on this site are as imaginary as your cat's secret plan to take over the world. You can't actually order anything here, so don't bother asking for an "extra-large order of Meow-nuggets."
If you're really hungry, we recommend you head to an actual restaurant where no cats are on the menu. Cat-fila is all about digital meows and LOLs, not real meals. Also, just in case it's not crystal clear: eating cats is a felony (and super gross). Our cats would never forgive us if we didn't remind you that this is all a joke. 🐱
By visiting Cat-fila, you agree not to drag us into any catfights, throw catnip in our faces, or clog up our DMs with angry hisses. We’re here for fun and laughs—no lawsuits, please! If your cat gets any ideas from this site, we take no responsibility for their actions (or any mysterious "missing sandwiches")
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